Tuesday, December 11, 2007

can i post...


two times in one day? is that legal? well i'm going to anyway. i want to touch briefly on the musician Ryan Adams. That man is a genius. the song 'sylvia plath' that's about as perfect as a song gets. if you haven't heard it, get it, you won't be dissapointed i swear it. 'so alive' is a bitchin' song too. oh, and i can't forget about 'magnolia mountain' that's about all i have to say right now about Ryan Adams. he just rocks, hard.

God speed matt brown.

I got no ...

job. i got a girl but she's a thousand miles away. i am lucky. my car is old and it has a flat tire. it probably won't make it through this winter. i borrow money from my parents. i am lucky. i am lazy. but i am lucky. some might see it otherwise. my computer is outdated, but i still have one. i am lucky. do i need all of it? no. but i do need her. i am lucky. i have cavities and they need filling. my cell phone is old and i have too many clothes. some are expensive from j. crew and american eagle and abercrombie, but i don't always wear them. my favorite are the old and ragged. my best pair of jeans are so torn my own sister is embarrased to be seen in public when i am wearing them. but i am lucky. i will never get rid of them because someone thinks they are ugly. i don't care what other people think about my clothes. i'm color blind and i usually don't match. fuck it, it matches to me. i am lucky.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

the funniest joke in the world...

two friends were in the woods hunting when suddenly one fell on the ground. the man's eyes were rolled back and his face was pale white. his friend called 911 on his cell phone. when the dispatcher answered he said:
"Ma'am please, my friend just fell over and i think he's dead. what do i do?"
"Well sir, first you need to make sure he's dead."
there was a brief silence on the other line and then the dispatcher heard a gunshot. then the man answered again and said:
"ok, he's dead. now what do i do?"

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Beautiful Beautiful...

snow!! I'm sure the rest of the state got just as much snow as we did this weekend, but good god i love when it snows. i woke up at around 9 yesterday and it was already snowing, and it was still snowing when i went to bed around 2. winter hadn't really hit me until yesterday. we got snow earlier in November and October but none of it stayed around long. We got some a little before Thanksgiving break too and that stayed around, but it still didn't feel like winter, because i was still riding my bike around. but now i think we got around a foot of snow, which is much more than glorious because now i can go snowboarding. good god thank you for snowboarding. i didn't get out to buena vista (probably the worst hill in the tri-state area) this weekend, but i suppose boarding is boarding, and i should be greatful i don't live with the cake eaters down in Iowa who have no idea what snowboarding is. i'm sure there are a number of good skiers down there tho...goddam cake eaters. i didn't do much last year which i terribly regret, but i did get out a few times. hopefully over spring break this year we'll make it up to Montreal and shred with some french canadians. eh?! the name of the mountain we're planning on going to is something like 'mont che blon' of some thing. i don't have the slightest idea how to spell it, but i'm sure you can use your phonics and sound it out.
anyway, another Matt Brown/Pete production was filmed today and should be making an appearence on youtube in the coming weeks. its about a prank call that went bad. pretty funny though.
finally, i'd like to touch on 'the roots' guitarist kirk douglass. he's one bad mother let me tell you. 'the roots' opened for DMB this summer at alpine valley, and Kirk Douglass played a few with them. on 'jimi thing' he played possibly the raddest guitar solo my ears have ever heard...ever. i think you might be able to find it on the internet but it probably would require some searching, but i promise you you won't be dissapointed. check out some 'the roots' songs too, pretty damn good i swear.