Friday, April 11, 2008

Mother Nature...

is basically taking a dump on us. she must think it's pretty funny snowing on us like this. well mother nature, it's going to pretty hilarious when i get you back. you seem to not like it when i litter, or use your non-renewable resources in abundance, or when your precious trees are cut down with out being replaced, or when your harmless animals are hunted to extinction, well if this madness doesn't end soon i might have to take up some new hobbies. Yes. That was indeed a threat. You're kind of being a bitch and i don't like it. it's spring. it should be raining, not snowing. get your shit together. remember the saying "april showers bring may flowers"??? April blizzards won't bring may flowers will they??
you know, we all make mistakes so i think i can forgive you for the ten feet of snow we've got in the last week. maybe you just ate some bad shrooms that gave you a bad trip and you during that bad trip you thought it would be funny to pull something like this. that's a legit excuse in my book. it happens to the best of us, but if we get anymore snow, i think God will be the only one who will have the power to forgive you. i'm only one man and i can only take so much.

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