bad guys always have their minions. You know, the ones that get wasted by McGivers' homemade flamethrower made from chewing tobacco, paper clips and rubber bands. How do you get to be one of those guys? Where do you find an application for a job like that? Do they put their resumes on Monster.com?
Where are there always so many of them too? I think Swartzenegger kills about 500 in Comando. Do they get paid well? They must. What do they tell their families at dinner when they come home? "Hey honey, how was work today?"
"oh, fine. Rambo broke in today and shot Ted, Frank, Allen, and Eddie. Ted owed me $20 from poker last Friday too."
"oh my."
"I was a lucky one, he only busted my arm in half over his shoulder. It coulda been worse. Mike got his knee caps kicked in, so he got lucky too."
And why do they always SUCK at aiming? Never once in any movie have i seen Van Daam or Segal get hit by one of the million bullets shot at them. And quit fighting one at a time!! Bum rush the bastard!! He might get one or two of you but if all 50 of you tackle him he's dead and your boss gets the ransom money or nukes the world for once.
What about the honest guard at the front desk at Vinnatech that gets his neck snapped by some terrorist breaking in to steal a vial of infectious virus for ransom. That guy never even has a chance. Poor bastard. He's just working the night shift as a second job so he can pay for his bratty daughter's pony or something.
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